About Me
I don’t know what to say about myself here so I’ve asked my closest friends to say something about me and here is what they had to say.
One of the most funny, creative, and intelligent of personas to hit the internets. Genius taste, and impeccable puter skills combined with a slightly tilted worldview that combines to make VOLTRON…I mean Skedoozy. Honestly – Skedooz is the best at what he does (sorta like Wolverine but with better hair). Quite simply you’d be lucky if you knew him…sooo HA HA!! I DO AND YOU DON’T suckers!!!!
Scott’s a great guy - he’s been staff on my site longer than anyone besides me, he appreciates bowling and movies (sometimes at the same time), and has introduced me to many of the things in life I consider cool - but if I had a nickel for every dirty glare I’ve gotten from my wife over her missing food dehydrator, I could afford to buy her another one of the damned things. Pony up, jerky boy!*
Bros before hoes,
- dave
*I have since ponied up the aforementioned dehydrator. :
What can I say about Scott? He inherited the I-can-make-you-laugh-till-it-hurts gene, and he uses it mercilessly. Add a sharp eye for design and generous spirit, and you’ve got a guy who’ll give what he’s got, free of charge.
What? You mean I wrote this free of charge? Crap…
- Seadog
Scott ***** is the best friend a person could have…also the best husband, and he’s both to me so I’m the luckiest girl in the world. Scott has an amazingly creative talent for bringing the best out of things, be it a website, a graphic, a movie clip, a story, and even people. He’s one of those people who soaks up all kinds of interesting information and actually retains it, and while that sometimes makes me crazy and jealous, it always keeps me on my toes and leaves me with an unfailing admiration for his mind. I owe a good part of my growing backbone to Scott. He never fails to love and encourage in all things and there is a world of great things I could say about him. I wouldn’t be able to really be myself if it weren’t for him.
I love you Scott,
- Amanda
“Mr. Scott is a man of amazing talents. These talents are, of course, a secret, but amazing none-the-less. He’s fearless in the face of danger, graceful yet masculine in movement, wow this really makes my head hurt. He asked me to not be mushy and I find it an impossible task. Scott is one of my closest friends and I love him dearly. Scott would do anything to make sure his friends and loved ones happy and healthy and that is truly what makes him amazing. And his website has monkeys and doo doo and not too many rrrrrs.”
- Faedra
THIS JUST IN!
Skedoozy is a warm-hearted, lovable teddy bear of a man that I dream about at night. In these dreams, he and I are frolicking in a prairie, laughing joyously at all of the wonders of life. Then we sit down and share an exquisite meal of spiced meats and stone fruits (look it up) while regaling each other with stories of our adventures on the high seas. When I wake up from these dreams and go to skedoozy.com (note: this is the first time I’ve been to skedoozy.com) I am reminded that these dreams are not too far from the truth. I mean, the dude did dress up like a pirate on his wedding day. How cool is that?
- Trojan
 Skedoozy is, to the best of my knowledge, a mammal. I believe him when he says he’s never killed anyone that didn’t have it coming. It’s widely believed he’s responsible for everything bad on ALTGN, but he is, in truth, responsible for just under 85% of it.
- The_anti_macro
