46 Odd things about me.
Faedra sent me this and I filled it out so I am posting it here.
50 ODD Things 46 ODD things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT
OUT! Learn 50 46 things about your friends, and let them
learn 50 46 things about you!
1. Do you like blue cheese? Yeah, but not straight up.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Today?
3. Do you own a gun? Legally?
4. Your favorite song? The theme song to the Jeffersons.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? If you’re visiting a person who can ask you to bend over so he can stick his hand up your ass and you’re not nervous there is something wrong with you.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? I love wieners.
7. Favorite Christmas song? Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? A liquid.
9. Can you do push ups? With one hand or my penis?
11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? The hope diamond in the shape of NUMBER 10!!
12. Favorite hobby? Filling out awesome lists!
14. Do you have A.D.D.? Arrested Development DVD’s? Nope. Wish I did though. It would be as awesome as having a number 13!
15. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself? That I don’t have anything to hate about myself.
16. Middle name? Scott. It’s irish for “Someone with better taste”.
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
1. Am I supposed to name my own thoughts?
2. I bet someone other than me is thinking of french fried taters right now.
3. French fried taters.
18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday. Oreos, heroin, and some one a day vitamins! Gotta stay healthy!
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
a. Vodka Martini
b. Jack Daniels and Diet Coke
c. Heroin and Orange Juice
20. Current worry right now? Can I keep this up for 30 more questions?
21. Current hate right now? This list.
22. Favorite place to be? Willy Wonkas Chocolate River
23. How did you bring in the New Year? Oh crap…. was that my job? My bad… it’s 2008 everyone! Sorry.
24. Where would you like to go? Is this a proposal? I hardly know you.
25. Name three people who will complete this? George Bush, Richard Simmons, Abraham Lincoln.
26. Do you own slippers? Nope. They were emancipated.
27. What shirt are you wearing? Stop Midget on Midget Crime. It’s a problem.
28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? If I say yes does that mean we’re gonna do it?
29. Can you whistle? I think you just want to see me blow. Perv!
30. Favorite color? Hispanic.
31. Would you be a pirate? I am.
32. What songs do you sing in the shower? Scrub scrub scrub all day long, scrub scrub scrub while I sing this song…
35. What’s in your pocket right now? What’s in my pocket? More like what’s in YOUR pocket. I bet questions 33 and 34 are in there, you sick bastard!
36. Last thing that made you laugh? My answer to #17
37. Best bed sheets as a child? The ones without pee on them!
38. Worst injury you’ve ever had? Bullet to my thigh in ‘Nam. I’m lucky I can still get a woody.
39. Do you love where you live? And I live where I love.. chika chika bomp bomp
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? Counting the ones I use to monitor you? 93.
41. Who is your loudest friend? SOME ONE ANSWERED THIS WITH MY NAME SO I AM GOING TO SAY THAT FAEDRA IS MY LOUDEST FRIEND! TAKE THAT FAEDRA OF THE LOUD PEOPLE NAMERS!
42. How many dogs do you have? Including my wife?
43. Does someone have a crush on you? You better believe it.
45. What is your favorite book? PHP 5/MYSQL Programing.
46. What is your favorite candy? Skor. <<< that was not funny. :/
47. Favorite Sports Team? I support my local pro and or college sports team.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!
49. What were you doing 12 AM last night? Thinking about this list. I’m psychic.
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now! Gotta go gotta go gotta go!
HEEEEElarious
Wow, that IS a funny list. You should have answered it for your Thursday Voltron. THat was a riot. I rarely laugh out loud when reading to myself, but I did here.